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| Poesy | Monday, 6. July 2009, 19:24 |
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Alternative story of Balaam and his talking donkey.  Balaam was very cruel to his donkey. He was always overworking the poor animal and would take a whip and beat the daylights out of him if the animal didnt respond. One day he was out late at night after having a few too many drinks, and abusing the donkey as usual. This time the man had his dog next to him. After whipping the donkey mercilessly, the donkey spoke up and said "Please master, dont whip me any more. Please, stop". Balaam was shocked and starting running and running scared out of his wits and the dog was following him. He ran for quite a distance and wheezing and coughing out of breath, the man stopped and said, "I dont believe it, I almost had a heart attack. I have never heard a donkey speak before". The dog next to him also panting and out of breath, says "Gosh!!!! Neither have I. That was scary!!!". Needless to say Balaam keeled over.....  . Edited by Poesy, Monday, 6. July 2009, 19:33.
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