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| Bob Crowley | Saturday, 30. May 2009, 03:11 |
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In my original Presbyterian we had one lady who thought she was a good singer. She was OK for some sorts of folk songs, but otherwise she used to drive the rest of us up the wall. Anyway following a particular incident, the pastor told her that on no account was she to sing solo unless she had his permission first. He went away one weekend and she took the opportunity to take the floor, since the rest of us didn't know about the ban. She got half way through the song and the top of her dress fell down. God has a practical sense of humour at times. On another occasion we were doing a skit in front of the church. Part of it involved bending down with our backsides to the audience, but holding a hat behind us. I forget the context - it wasn't crude. The skit came from a book put out by the Red Riding Lights Theatre, who wrote some amusing Christian plays. But as I bent over, I felt "R-r-r-rip" - my trousers had split about six inches right down the back. Lucky I had the hat. |
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