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| MickCook | Thursday, 25. December 2008, 17:44 |
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1 Why is one dog's nose wetter than the other dog's nose? Answer: Freeze dried in a Wisconsin winter. 2 Why do retrievers have such thick hair just under their necks? Answer: Forgot to shave! 3 How do they make some wine taste different from other wine? Answer: Wine pressers didn't wash their feet. 4 Why do dogs like being patted on their back end? Answer: Helps to kill the fleas! 5 Why is the skin behind this dog's nose brown? Answer: Have you seen where they stick 'em? 6 How many of my grandmother's brothers brothers were in the First World War and how many of them were in the Second World War? (I happen to be the grandmother!) Answer: Too many! 7 What makes Christmas crackers bang? Answer: Explosive. 8 If they put explosive in them why are children allowed to have them? Answer: Not enough explosive to harm them. 9 If they put explosive in them why don't other things around them blow up? Answer: As above. 10 Why are the smaller dog's feet bigger than bigger dog's feet? Answer: Dogs can't measure. |
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