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Alice	Tuesday, 5. December 2006, 22:49
Posts: 12 Group: Members Member #28 Joined: September 29, 2006	Beat This! A little Jewish boy and a little Catholic boy are waiting for the school bus. The Jewish boy asks, "So, what do you want to be when you grow up." The Catholic boy answers proudly, "I think I'll become a priest." "Yeah? So what?" the Jewish boy shrugs. "Well," the Catholic boy explains, "if I'm a really good priest they may make me a Monsignor." "Yeah? So what?" The Catholic boy sighs patiently. "You see, if I'm a really good Monsignor, maybe someday they'll make me a Bishop." Unimpressed, the Jewish boy repeats, "Yeah, so what?" A bit irritated now, the Catholic boy stresses, "If I'm a really good Bishop, someday I may get be a Cardinal." "Yeah, so what!" "Well," the Catholic boy says through clenched teeth, "if I'm a really good Cardinal someday I may be elected POPE!" "Yeah, so what!" The Catholic boy throws up his hands and shouts, "What do you want me to do? Be Jesus Christ Himself?" "Well why not," the Jewish boy answers, "one of our boys made it!"
	Alice O'Flaherty Long suffering housekeeper to Monsignor CARLO

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