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Rose of York	Sunday, 12. November 2006, 20:17
Administrator Posts: 14,558 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: September 25, 2006	One day the young assistant priest noticed a mouse disapper in a hole by the basptismal font. The Knights of Saint Columba formed a posse and moved the font to get at the mouse. Moving the font released a whole nest of mice. The situation had worsened, so the young priest called up the Prayer Group and asked for help. They formed a semi circle round the mouse hole and praised the Lord for mice. Nothing happened. He called in the Catholic Womens League. A member came over with a mouse trap loaded with a piece of gooey cake, the sort made by ladies of the CWL. That did't work either. The old Monsignor came back from retreat. In the middle of the night he put a piece of cheese outside the mouse hole and spent time in prayer for deliverance from mice, until the little blighters emerged. He gave them a good slosh of holy water. The mice all ran off and never returned. The KSC President, Prayer Group Leader and CWL President asked the old Monsignor what did he do. He chuckled and responded "I baptised them, no questions asked, didn't waste time with preparation classes, so now you'll only see them at Easter and Christmas - if you're lucky."
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