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Drunk texting from girl; fucked up/funny
Topic Started: Nov 13 2009, 03:14 AM (315 Views)
Jamez
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Well she started texting round 12 its kinda funny actually now that i look back at it, background info would be she likes me and I don't really care, take a look.


her: hey

me: whats up

her:nmu

me: mothin

her: coool

me: sarcasm methinks

her: why lol im judst hyper

me: can tell

her: yehjh
her: ewat r u fdoiung
me: thought you didnt drink?

her: nt usually im nit drunk yet

me: who u with?

her: friens at shoiol why

me: nm

her: i tghinmk somn guy out somethin in my drinkkm

me: go back to your room now

her: butt imbhaibvbg fuN b

me: u cant text legibly call it a night before u wake up under someone

her: Finmee

me: k

her: ill ltltxert y wehne i get bakc

me: you back to ur dorm yet?

her: alkmiost

me: k text me there

her: bsck

me: ok get some sleep or chill out or smthn

her: imsaaa watch tv ir play cvideo gameesssjk

me: k

her: kkk

me: the klan? lol

her: whattyd?

me: neva mind

her: okayY
her: My hairsd puipoley reDdsish

me: i know u told me, next time i see u ill see it

her: But thast wonttbne for a whilee trightt

me: ?

her: I wantta seee ytouu

me: k

her: butrtr thatt wtn happen anytimee soooon

me: ok your choice

her: yours alkway buisy

me: midterm week (girl name) my whole campus is biusy

her: okasys
her: yourrr hortrt

me: thats the alcohol talking

her: nahhj youreally are hott
her: i rewsallu dizzy

me: get some sleep

her: i donnnt feelso igood

me: be ready to vomit

her: 2late

me: aw shit in the room?

her: largegsrbage can

me: better than urself

her: ifeel likje im gonmna pass out is that nmormal?

me: go to sleep with a garbage can near by

her: thanjkyoui

me: for?

her: jusstrhankytu

me: np

her: butyinall hjomesty u r hiot

me: get some sleep (girl name)

her: aslrihgyt goosnigHt

me: we will talk tmro gnight

her: fucx i have cklass art nine

me: better off missing it than going hung over

her: i cxant uits a labs then i gitta drivee homt

me: get some sleep

her: okasyy bhye jameds

me: night
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(12:24:12) <+`Jamez> strange im mostly in the cow fields
(12:24:20) <+`Jamez> satisfying my hunger
(12:24:26) <+`Jamez> for the big buns
(12:24:37) <+Noj> poopeating jamez?
(12:24:38) <+Noj> lol
(12:24:57) <+`Jamez> more like animal rape
(12:25:06) <+Noj> lol
(12:25:11) <+`Jamez> what can i say i like it when the cow goes moooo!
(12:25:40) <+Noj> save
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lol i couldnt read half of it
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Haha nice. My friend Bree always calls me when she's high. Makes me laugh
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You are such a good man james.
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Jamez
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I am aren't I.. oh well, some say nice guys finish last, that only applies in the bedroom :lol:
Began playing: 2001
"Once a CoS, always a CoS" Icie Juicy
:bunny Beaverboy has been here.
(12:24:12) <+`Jamez> strange im mostly in the cow fields
(12:24:20) <+`Jamez> satisfying my hunger
(12:24:26) <+`Jamez> for the big buns
(12:24:37) <+Noj> poopeating jamez?
(12:24:38) <+Noj> lol
(12:24:57) <+`Jamez> more like animal rape
(12:25:06) <+Noj> lol
(12:25:11) <+`Jamez> what can i say i like it when the cow goes moooo!
(12:25:40) <+Noj> save
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GB Icytouch
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Lol. I needed a good laugh :P That's awesome.
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That one guy??
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wooaaaah shees screwed up
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Aj Go Boom

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I have heard my friends slur when they're drunk. But I have never had anyone slur when they text. :lol:
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ahh i get one or 2 of those every week lol the funny thing is when your drunk reading them they all make sence then the next morning its like wtf is that lol. tbh i have sent some like that myself lol
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Jamez
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She told me I was hot three times lmfao, next morning I got a text that was all like, thanks for telling me to go back to my dorm i was pretty fucked up.
Began playing: 2001
"Once a CoS, always a CoS" Icie Juicy
:bunny Beaverboy has been here.
(12:24:12) <+`Jamez> strange im mostly in the cow fields
(12:24:20) <+`Jamez> satisfying my hunger
(12:24:26) <+`Jamez> for the big buns
(12:24:37) <+Noj> poopeating jamez?
(12:24:38) <+Noj> lol
(12:24:57) <+`Jamez> more like animal rape
(12:25:06) <+Noj> lol
(12:25:11) <+`Jamez> what can i say i like it when the cow goes moooo!
(12:25:40) <+Noj> save
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James you are a good man. Also I like your anlysis on that comment.

Also: I credit spending 2 years in #coschat for being able to read most of her texts.
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