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Become a part of History; Join the Icie for America movement today
Topic Started: Nov 5 2008, 08:45 PM (422 Views)
Beaverboy40
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Icie Juicy for president, 2012!
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What is this topic?
The time has come for the Council of Saradomin to look to the future. The future we look for is a day when an average guy whose name is not Joe can make a difference in national politics. That is why today, November 5th 2008, the day after a very historic day, is also fairly historic. Today, we are proud to announce the candidacy for President of the United States of our very own fearless mallcop leader, Icie Juicy.


Ice-a Who?
Icie Juicy was born in a small town in Oregon to a caring white mother named Amy and an angry, drunk, Asian father named Ho Chi Wan. Icie's mother took the baby and fled to the big city of Portland to escape Wan's violent outbursts and tiny penis when Icie was only 1 year old. Growing up in the inner city, Icie gained a strong respect for public servants such as teachers, firemen, and policemen. After being denied admittance to the local commuinty college's teaching program and thier fireman's training corse, Icie grasped the dream of serving his nation as a law enforcement officer. Rigorous training followed, including wrestling bald people into pools and ticketing old men, but it paid off. Today Icie serves his fellow citizens by keeping an eye on the food court, but tomorow he hopes to guard the parking deck. Eventually, by 2012, Icie has the hope that he will earn your respect and support strong enough to become the next President of the United States.


Why do I care?
This is the exciting part! Today, we stand at a cross roads. Because Icie Juicy has never before held a public office, he has no record on which opponents can base claims of "flip flopping." He does not have strong beliefs on many issues, which is why we need you as a clan to help decide Icie's platform. Should he run on improving our education system, or maybe increasing our national missle defenses? Should he take a strong stance on controversial issues such as legalizing marijuana, or ignore them for easier issues like fixing the economy and social security? Should speech time focus on Icie's policies, or how much the opponents spend on haircuts?

Become a part of history, and help define Icie Juicy before America gets the chance!

While you are in the mood of suppoting Icie, you can also pledge contributions to his campaign. Even a small donation of $5,000 will help, we can't do it without you!

Thank you for your support,
Beaverboy40
Icie for America Regional Campaign Manager

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EDIT: *Click the banner at the top of this post to see the first 30-second advertisment for Icie Juicy*
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Icie Juicy
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I love you beaver. :D

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ARudd17
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i wrote james in for this years election. im 4 years ahead of ya beav!
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Jiantong
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Well , you failed then arudd:P NEver knew Icie was half azn and i vote for j00! If a african american can be a president , so can a azn american!
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Halla623
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Can I be the first norwegian vp in the US?
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Zingy777
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Lol Beav, maybe we can run under the RS party =D
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Jonni Jewel
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this is a bit strange
but the donate button is a nice touch
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{13:29:46} <+[Ethan]> joe someones ganna burn down ur hus and keel u
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Jamez
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NO! RICK ROLLED!!!!!! damn you! :lol:
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"Once a CoS, always a CoS" Icie Juicy
:bunny Beaverboy has been here.
(12:24:12) <+`Jamez> strange im mostly in the cow fields
(12:24:20) <+`Jamez> satisfying my hunger
(12:24:26) <+`Jamez> for the big buns
(12:24:37) <+Noj> poopeating jamez?
(12:24:38) <+Noj> lol
(12:24:57) <+`Jamez> more like animal rape
(12:25:06) <+Noj> lol
(12:25:11) <+`Jamez> what can i say i like it when the cow goes moooo!
(12:25:40) <+Noj> save
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Theboy126
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AHAHA LOL @ THIS WHOLE TOPIC

ICIE JUICY 2012

This is what happens when you don't vote for Icie. >:)

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Alo440
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yes icie for 2012 lol
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lol cr7isgod 12'?!?!?!?!
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MAGOMMSD
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i need a better program but here goes ICIE FOR PRES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Halla623
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It's getting kinda creepy now Beaver...

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What halla said. Not to mention annoying.
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is he really going for president?
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