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Elections Poem; by me, enjoy
Topic Started: Oct 28 2008, 06:23 PM (163 Views)
Beaverboy40
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I thought this one up today while in the shower. Enjoy, but no flame.


'Twas the night of election, and all through the land
Each citizen had voted for his or her man
When then on Fox News there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
"Obama has won," the man said with a frown.
Then he added with a grin, "But he's been gunned down."
The scene changed to a park where the deed had been done
And up from the back came a gal with a gun.
I could tell from the hairdo and accent real quick
I knew right away it was that pit bull in lipstick.
She smiled and said as she turned to go
"Thats not the first darky I've shot, don'cha know?
Then she and McCain, and Joe Plumber too
All rode away on a magic caribou.
And I heard them exclaim, through boos and jeers,
"Vote Mavrick and Palin in 4 more years!"
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h2kkeister20
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Damn beav, very nice. And also very true.
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Aolynk69
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i lol irl at that one very good
whos joe plumber??? im not amercian
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LOL thats fuckin funny! GJ beav.. btw were u high wen u wrote?
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Dude less thinking more activity.

Lol..<3
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Aolynk69
Oct 28 2008, 08:16 PM
i lol irl at that one very good
whos joe plumber??? im not amercian

Joe the Plumber is a guy from Toldeo, Ohio who wants to buy or owns -I'm not sure which- a plumbing company. He ask Obama about his tax plan when Barack was walking through the streets. Later in a debate, McCain addressed the man as "Joe the Plumber" because Joe's last name is hard to pronounce. The guy has been brought up numerous times now.

Anyway, nice poem, Beav. Unfortuantly I'm not 18 yet so I can't go out and support the McCain-Palin ticket.

I think an election debate is in order... Someone want to make a new topic regarding the election? I will later if one hasn't already been created when I come home from school.



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Tbh, a serious politics debate is one thing that friends should never have. I would like to consider everyone in COS my friend, so I refuse to get into a political debate. Sorry.

If I didn't say it before, let me say now: this poem was ment to be funny. Nothing more. Do not take it to be serious. Though you may take it to be shared with your friends (if unlike me, you have any.)
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