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The sex talk; we had to explain a few things...^^
Topic Started: May 21 2007, 02:03 PM (351 Views)
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I want to make this perfectly clear. This message has been posted as entertainment, and I posted it because of the fun we had EXPLAINING and finding new ways of saying it. I apologize to Hussain that you took it personally I posted this, and I didn't intent whatsoever to hurt or harm you, but I simply wanted to share this amusement with the rest of our brothers.

I also want to say that hussain asked for us to keep it here so that he could see the comments we got on it. Therefore I ask that you DO NOT delete it.

*whispers* Enjoy *


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20:49:05) <+Lord_A_Fowl> probs home screwing his wife or something ^^
(20:49:17) <+Lord_A_Fowl> thats what husbands do, right?
(20:49:40) <+hussain> what mean (screwing)?
(20:49:43) <+Lord_A_Fowl> umm
(20:49:44) <+jonni> oh jesus
(20:49:46) <+Wild_Man_111> >.<
(20:49:47) <+jonni> you explain
(20:49:48) <+hussain> ??
(20:49:49) <+Lord_A_Fowl> putting wiener into...cave?
(20:49:52) <+Lord_A_Fowl> XD
(20:49:55) <+Wild_Man_111> ok...
(20:49:57) <+hussain> what???
(20:50:00) <+Wild_Man_111> please stop this converstaion..
(20:50:05) <+Lord_A_Fowl> lol
(20:50:07) <+Lord_A_Fowl> more detailed
(20:50:09) <+Lord_A_Fowl> umm
(20:50:11) <+hussain> ???
(20:50:11) <+Wild_Man_111> before I fall off my chair laughing
(20:50:15) <+Lord_A_Fowl> the cave is kinda slippery.....
(20:50:22) <@i_saradomin3> ol
(20:50:22) <+jonni> lmao
(20:50:22) <+Lord_A_Fowl> and the mountain makes a funny sound
(20:50:23) <@i_saradomin3> Lol
(20:50:23) <+hussain> what are eaxh saying naw?
(20:50:28) <+Wild_Man_111> lords the expert ^^
(20:50:30) <+hussain> ????????
(20:50:37) <+Lord_A_Fowl> the weiner then blasts a pot of saradomin brew into the cave
(20:50:38) <@i_saradomin3> Lol
(20:50:39) <+Lord_A_Fowl> and...
(20:50:40) <+Lord_A_Fowl> well
(20:50:47) <+Lord_A_Fowl> 9 months later a newbie is born :D
(20:50:48) <+Wild_Man_111> thats how babies are made
(20:50:54) <@i_saradomin3> Lol
(20:50:55) <+jonni> LOL
(20:50:57) <+Lord_A_Fowl> yeah
(20:50:57) <+jonni> sara brew
(20:50:59) <@i_saradomin3> Lmao
(20:51:01) <+Lord_A_Fowl> :D
(20:51:02) <+hussain> what are you blabring?
(20:51:09) <+Lord_A_Fowl> umm
(20:51:15) <+Lord_A_Fowl> i think it gets cencored or sumthing by x
(20:51:18) <+Wild_Man_111> do you know how babies are made...
(20:51:23) <+Lord_A_Fowl> ...
(20:51:28) <+Lord_A_Fowl> hussain, how was YOU made?
(20:51:35) <+Lord_A_Fowl> THATS what we are talking about
(20:51:37) <+Lord_A_Fowl> just not you
(20:51:42) <+hussain> i am not a machine to made, dude
(20:51:45) <+hussain> i am human
(20:51:47) <+Lord_A_Fowl> ...
(20:51:48) <+Lord_A_Fowl> umm
(20:51:49) <+Lord_A_Fowl> guys
(20:51:51) <+Lord_A_Fowl> help me!
(20:51:53) <+hussain> and we not talk about making now
(20:52:08) * Lord_A_Fowl falls off his chair laughing
(20:52:20) <+hussain> what are you layghting naw
(20:52:25) <+Wild_Man_111> well ****** is off making a baby..
(20:52:31) <+Wild_Man_111> >.<
(20:52:31) <+Lord_A_Fowl> you not understanding. I'm sorry I laugh but its funny
(20:52:37) <+Lord_A_Fowl> yeah that iw what we said
(20:52:37) <+hussain> ***** is big not baby, dude
(20:52:42) <+Lord_A_Fowl> ...
(20:52:43) <+Lord_A_Fowl> XD
(20:52:45) <+hussain> if he baby , so haw he play rs
(20:52:52) <+jonni> oh gof
(20:52:54) <+Lord_A_Fowl> umm
(20:52:57) <+Lord_A_Fowl> shall we give up?
(20:53:04) <+hussain> ? ? ?
(20:53:07) <+jonni> NO
(20:53:10) <+Lord_A_Fowl> alright
(20:53:12) <+Wild_Man_111> jonnis turn
(20:53:19) <+Lord_A_Fowl> no gimme one more try
(20:53:26) <+Lord_A_Fowl> hussain
(20:53:29) <+hussain> what
(20:53:38) <+Lord_A_Fowl> have you ever asked what your parents did the night they.... made you?
(20:53:47) <+hussain> what??
(20:53:53) <+Lord_A_Fowl> you know - man inside female - humpety dumpety sat on the bed
(20:53:54) <+jonni> just say it lord
(20:54:01) <+Lord_A_Fowl> humpety dumpety had a great...
(20:54:03) <+Lord_A_Fowl> aw heck
(20:54:08) <+Lord_A_Fowl> THEY HAD SEX!!!
(20:54:09) <+jonni> HES TALKING ABOTU SECKS
(20:54:15) <+Lord_A_Fowl> geebs
(20:54:18) <@i_saradomin3> Lol!
(20:54:21) <+Lord_A_Fowl> 7 mins walking around the bush
(20:54:24) <@i_saradomin3> Finaly it came out
(20:54:25) <+Lord_A_Fowl> and he still aint got it
(20:54:26) <+Lord_A_Fowl> yeah
(20:54:28) <+hussain> are there any1 understand what lord talking about??
(20:54:32) <+Lord_A_Fowl> like the sara brew XD
(20:54:32) <@i_saradomin3> ROFL!
(20:54:35) <+Lord_A_Fowl> umm hussain
(20:54:37) <+Lord_A_Fowl> they all understood
(20:54:38) <@i_saradomin3> Hussain
(20:54:40) <@i_saradomin3> We all do
(20:54:41) <+Lord_A_Fowl> thats why we were laughing
(20:54:42) <+hussain> not all
(20:54:44) <@i_saradomin3> >.<
(20:54:46) <@i_saradomin3> Well no
(20:54:46) <+Lord_A_Fowl> you were the only one who didnt
(20:54:48) <@i_saradomin3> Not all
(20:54:50) <+hussain> he talk english well , hard to know
(20:54:54) <+Lord_A_Fowl> yeah
(20:54:58) <+Lord_A_Fowl> and I'm norwegian
(20:55:04) <+Wild_Man_111> sex = how babys are made
(20:55:07) <+Lord_A_Fowl> we normaly dont talk english well
(20:55:10) <+Lord_A_Fowl> but im an exeption
(20:55:18) <@i_saradomin3> What the man and women do to get..A baby
(20:55:21) <+Lord_A_Fowl> sex = how YOU were made
(20:55:28) <+hussain> i think alls dont know what you say wild
(20:55:31) <+Lord_A_Fowl> dont think I was talking about robots or mashines
(20:55:39) <+Lord_A_Fowl> but they too can be used for...sex....
(20:55:44) <@i_saradomin3> Lol
(20:55:46) <+jonni> LOL
(20:56:17) <@i_saradomin3> That was a nice topic....Lets move on
(20:56:20) <+Lord_A_Fowl> yeah
(20:56:20) <+hussain> six??
(20:56:25) <+Lord_A_Fowl> umm no thats a number
(20:56:29) <+Lord_A_Fowl> sEx
(20:56:33) <+hussain> not sex
(20:56:34) <@i_saradomin3> LOLOLOLOLOL
(20:56:35) <+hussain> ]six
(20:56:40) <+Wild_Man_111> look it up in a dictonairy
(20:56:44) <+Lord_A_Fowl> COS RULES+COS RULES=child after 9 months
(20:56:44) <+hussain> i know that epelling
(20:56:45) <@i_saradomin3> Un crakin up!
(20:56:48) <+jonni> COS RULES
(20:56:53) <+hussain> sis is nomber i know that
(20:56:55) <+Lord_A_Fowl> honestly, I can't sit still rite now
(20:56:57) <+Lord_A_Fowl> ....
(20:57:00) <+hussain> six i meant
(20:57:02) <@i_saradomin3> LOL
(20:57:10) <+Lord_A_Fowl> wrong talk, hussain, wrong talk
(20:57:19) <+jonni> I FIND THIS RATHER AMUSING
(20:57:22) <@i_saradomin3> Yeah
(20:57:23) <@i_saradomin3> Meto
(20:57:24) <+Lord_A_Fowl> aw this guy is douce as heck
(20:57:24) <@i_saradomin3> LOL
(20:57:31) <+Lord_A_Fowl> I think we're gona love 'im
(20:57:31) <+hussain> why you are saying (lol) sara, there no thing give lught
(20:57:40) * Lord_A_Fowl falls off chair
(20:58:28) <+Wild_Man_111> hussain look up the meaning of the word sex
(20:58:28) <@i_saradomin3> Lol
(20:58:37) <@i_saradomin3> In dictionary.com
(20:58:44) <+Lord_A_Fowl> im gona post this topic chat thingie on the COS site ^^
(20:58:45) <+hussain> you mean (six) i know what it mean,
(20:58:48) <+Lord_A_Fowl> forever to be remembered
(20:58:59) <+Lord_A_Fowl> just not with shasta on top
(20:59:07) <+Wild_Man_111> s-e-x
(20:59:07) <+Lord_A_Fowl> so he dun understand we're talkin bout him ^^
(20:59:14) <+Wild_Man_111> SEX!
(20:59:17) <+Wild_Man_111> those 3 letters!
(20:59:25) <+hussain> not (e) it (i) i know that, plz beleave me
(20:59:28) <+hussain> it six
(20:59:40) <+Lord_A_Fowl> alright, he dun understand AND he can't spell =P
(20:59:49) <@i_saradomin3> In his launguage it might be six?
(20:59:52) <+Lord_A_Fowl> perhaps
(21:00:01) <@i_saradomin3> He says know naw
(21:00:02) <+Lord_A_Fowl> but isnt that arabic or something?
(21:00:05) <@i_saradomin3> you never know
(21:00:09) <+Lord_A_Fowl> yeah what do I know
(21:00:10) <+hussain> in your luongwich it is six too
(21:00:10) <+Lord_A_Fowl> :D
(21:00:15) <@i_saradomin3> No
(21:00:17) <+Lord_A_Fowl> nop
(21:00:19) <@i_saradomin3> Its sex in english
(21:00:22) <+Lord_A_Fowl> its only sex with an E
(21:00:25) <+hussain> i know that all know nomber 6 = six
(21:00:26) <+Lord_A_Fowl> in norwegian as wel
(21:00:31) <+Lord_A_Fowl> yes
(21:00:32) <+jonni> we aren't talking about numbers
(21:00:36) <@i_saradomin3> LOL
(21:00:36) <+Lord_A_Fowl> no
(21:00:38) <+Lord_A_Fowl> or
(21:00:38) <+hussain> oh so what
(21:00:43) <@i_saradomin3> ROFL!
(21:00:43) <+Lord_A_Fowl> you can be more than 2 of the number tho
(21:00:44) <+Wild_Man_111> SEX
(21:00:45) <@i_saradomin3> Sex!
(21:00:52) <+jonni> sexual reproduction
(21:00:56) <+Wild_Man_111> lmao
(21:00:59) <+hussain> so what mean (sex) if it not nomber
(21:01:03) <+Wild_Man_111> look it up
(21:01:03) <+Lord_A_Fowl> well
(21:01:07) <@i_saradomin3> What we just explained!
(21:01:09) <+hussain> where up
(21:01:11) <+Lord_A_Fowl> its how humans are made between man and woman
(21:01:20) <+hussain> ???
(21:01:24) <+jonni> look guys, he's 15 and he should know so don't take the piss
(21:01:28) <+Lord_A_Fowl> and its what ur parents do at night when they make that thumping sound with their bed
(21:01:44) <+hussain> i dont want to ssay that, but are you crazy just writting without
(21:01:46) <@i_saradomin3> LOLOLOL
(21:01:55) <+Lord_A_Fowl> yeah we are gona stop now
(21:01:56) <+Lord_A_Fowl> right guys?
(21:02:01) <+hussain> k
(21:02:02) <+Wild_Man_111> stoping...
(21:02:06) <+hussain> k
(21:02:17) <@i_saradomin3> Wow
(21:02:20) <@i_saradomin3> That was amusing
(21:02:23) <@i_saradomin3> New topic?
(21:02:27) <+Lord_A_Fowl> 2 sec
(21:02:29) <+Wild_Man_111> most fun ive had all week >.<



My thanks to the participants, and hussain in particular, for making my day! :D
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i think no1 will understand as that talking (just english teacher posible)
i know that i am not good in english but still see that typing without meaning
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SPAM?!
Jonni, its not spam...its...something special :D
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zomg, i should have been there to hit the hard facts instead of beating around the bush like you guys, :o

but yeah, that was funny as heck...

IMPORTANT NOTE: at the ads at the bottom for some of you, a link to porno vids might come up... it is up for me but since the ads change all the time you MIGHT NOT get it, just a heads up to the younger members of the clan.
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ok, roflmao, i was alone with hussain this morning so i TRIED (key word here) to explain things, here is the result:

btw, i do swear in this... just to let you know
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(07:12:48) <+T3h_Macho> u there hussain?
(07:12:54) <+hussain> ya
(07:13:03) <+T3h_Macho> ok, i just wanna say.... that sex talk thing was COS RULES funny as hell
(07:13:16) <+T3h_Macho> i thought my chest was gonna explode i was laughing so hard
(07:13:19) <+hussain> ??? you understand what was they say??
(07:13:24) <+T3h_Macho> yes!
(07:13:28) <+hussain> realy?
(07:13:33) <+hussain> i didnt
(07:13:33) <+T3h_Macho> ok, COS RULES it.... ill tell it to you straight
(07:13:44) <+hussain> what mean (COS RULES)?
(07:13:59) <+hussain> i am npt good in english
(07:14:05) <+hussain> not good in english
(07:14:07) <+T3h_Macho> it can be either a part of sex, or a word of extreme anger or expression
(07:14:20) <+hussain> but what (sex)?
(07:14:25) <+T3h_Macho> ok, ill tell it to you straight
(07:14:56) <+hussain> ?                                          ?
(07:15:22) <+T3h_Macho> Sex is when a man and woman go into a  bed, and then the guy does nice things to the womans orafaces (SP?), and bt, oraface is like... holes... on your body...
(07:15:35) <+T3h_Macho> and natural holes... not like "OH COS RULES I GOT SHOT!"
(07:16:02) <+T3h_Macho> still dont understand
(07:16:04) <+T3h_Macho> ?
(07:16:17) <+hussain> iyou talk aboyr rs nature rune?
(07:16:26) <+T3h_Macho> no... ok.... lol
(07:16:35) <+hussain> and body rune
(07:16:43) <+hussain> you mean rc?
(07:16:47) <+T3h_Macho> erm, COS RULES, wish i had my buddy here to back me up... he is better at this than i am....
(07:16:58) <+hussain> what (COS RULES)??
(07:17:00) <+T3h_Macho> sex has absolutley NOTHING to do with runescape
(07:17:20) <+T3h_Macho> and COS RULES is what you shove out your pooper, :P
(07:17:55) <+hussain> (shove out your pooper)???
(07:18:05) <+T3h_Macho> ....
(07:18:10) <+T3h_Macho> COS RULES is poop
(07:18:15) <+hussain> what are you talking about
(07:18:23) <+hussain> and what (poop)?
(07:18:24) <+T3h_Macho> ...... tbh idk, roflmao
(07:18:28) <+T3h_Macho> wtf?
(07:18:40) <+hussain> is poop= wtf ?
(07:18:41) <+T3h_Macho> your telling me you nvr took a dump in your life?
(07:19:16) <+hussain> (dunmb) what it mean?  i told you i am not good in english, i didnt tell you lide i said englisj bad
(07:19:23) <+T3h_Macho> ok screw this.... lol.... i should be getting paid thats how hard it is, roflmao
(07:19:31) <+T3h_Macho> but ill keep on trying
(07:19:45) <+hussain> what (screw) you always use hard english word
(07:19:52) <+hussain> use eASY WORDS
(07:20:08) <+T3h_Macho> "taking a dump" is when you sit on the toilet and you shove out brown stuff from your butt
(07:20:40) <+T3h_Macho> and "screw this" is when you dont want to do something or w/e
(07:20:41) <+hussain> (shove) is hard to understand it
(07:20:46) <+hussain> can say easy word
(07:20:54) <+T3h_Macho> shove is to push
(07:21:06) <+T3h_Macho> to push with alot of might
(07:21:15) <+T3h_Macho> might = strength
(07:21:23) <+hussain> ahaa
(07:21:39) <+hussain> str
(07:21:44) <+T3h_Macho> yes
(07:22:00) <+hussain> my str just 65
(07:22:02) <+T3h_Macho> but remember! nothing i am saying ATM is about RS! (just to remind you)
(07:22:14) <+hussain> str from rs
(07:22:45) <+hussain> so they was talk about str lvl for shasta
(07:23:31) <+hussain> but that easy why they didnt say str about the first
(07:24:04) <+hussain> and that mean sex is the max hit for each str lvl
(07:24:08) <+hussain> true?
(07:24:10) <+T3h_Macho> because str is more of an abbreviation (shortend version) used for runescape
(07:24:23) <+T3h_Macho> and no, sex has NOTHING TO DO WITH RUNESCAPE
(07:24:39) <+T3h_Macho> geez, before i go i am so COS RULES putting this on lord fowls thread
(07:24:42) <+hussain> maybe you didnt understand them too, becouse
(07:24:48) <+T3h_Macho> yes i did
(07:24:55) <+hussain> i think you didnt
(07:25:12) <+T3h_Macho> Sex is a RL (real life) thing when  a man and woman....
(07:25:15) <+hussain> becouse mayber they talk about rs
(07:25:23) <+T3h_Macho> believe me, roflmao
(07:25:28) <+T3h_Macho> they werent talking about runescape
(07:25:34) <+hussain> if wild log so can as him
(07:26:13) <+hussain> is that mean they was talk about other game?
(07:26:17) <+hussain> or other clsn?
(07:26:29) <+hussain> or other clan?
(07:26:37) <+T3h_Macho> no,
(07:26:37) <+T3h_Macho> no,
(07:27:39) <+hussain> dude, belive me, i who was with them when was we talk, and you wasnt, so should i who know
(07:28:04) <+T3h_Macho> but yet you dont
(07:28:07) <+T3h_Macho> thats the point
(07:28:16) <+T3h_Macho> and trust me, i know VERY WELL what they are talking about
(07:28:19) <+hussain> i didnt understand and
(07:28:31) <+hussain> you know it well??
(07:28:44) <+hussain> becouse you good in english


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Macho u got it easy :P but as you see, explaining the fantastic art of sexuality to a person whose life consists only in sitting tens of hours on RS every day. One whom even finds SEX a max hit for the strength skill. wtf. and 15 of age ^^ Thats difficult.
We gota send him a link to some site online where he can see live action, or at least recorded. or some images. I gave up after some time to explain too...
btw I was choking of laugh of some of those lines in you two's chat :)
especially how our mutual friend sees sexuality as a part of runescape ^^
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Ok I think hussain actualy knwos what were all going on about cause that was just strange... But lets drop it..
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god... lol... that was the funniest thing ever... i have to admit...
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OMG, I have to do something real quick.......


*Gardensboy14 announces this topic as the best topic in topic history.*

I almost died, wish I could of been there.
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Omfg, this is freaking hilarious!

Wish i could ave been there...
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But why the all want was with us when was talk, it not funny thing i think
is funny if 1 dont good in english?, that the funny??
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I didn't read all of it, only half of the first topic. Okay .. guys seriously. ... Hussain doesnt understand english well. As he started playing runescape he was learning along the way. Do not make fun of him, Jt and i think some of the COS members know that he doesnt understand well. I advise you not to teach him bad words ... seriously....
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