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Canada; And there plans for the future
Tweet Topic Started: Apr 28 2007, 12:42 PM (89 Views)
Gardensboy14	Apr 28 2007, 12:42 PM Post #1
Unregistered	+15慢 (59慚) Its the height of summer in Canada. Canadians are out sunbathing in their bikinis and shorts. In Spain men wear jumpers and women put on fur coats. +10慢 (50慚) Frenchamen panic about getting enough oil for the central heating. Canadians plant flowers in their gardens. +5慢 (41慚) Italian cars refuse to start. Sales of Saab open top convertibles continue to rise in Canada. 0慢 (32慚) Distilled water freezes. The water in the Candian rivers Slows down a bit but fishing is still good. -5慢 (23慚) The Governor in Florida declares a national emergency. The Canadians continue to barbeque outdoors. -10慢 (14慚) British central heating sytems break down when the electric goes off. Canadians switch to long sleeve shirts. -20慢 (-4慚) The Saudis call an OPEC summit; they cant pump oil out of the ground. Canadians look forward to autumn. -30慢 (-22慚) People in Greece Freeze into statues. Canadians switch to drying clothes indoors -40慢 (-40慚) The banks in Paris collapse with the pressure of the ice, Notre Dame cathedral topples. Canadians form orderly an orderly queue at hot-dog stalls. -50慢 (-58慚) Poler bears evacuate the north pole. The Canadian army starts planning winter survival training -70慢 (-94慚) Santa and his reindeers move base. The Canadian army starts winter manoeuvers, on foot. -183慢 (-247慚) Microbes in food die. Canadian cows think the farmer`s hands are getting cold. -275慢 (-460慚) All atom based movement ceases. Candians remark ( "holy cow its! chilly today!" ) if outside. -300慢 (-508慚) Hell freezes over. The Canadian Army finnaly dominates the World in 2010 Skillz, you are truely lucky.
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Lord A Fowl	Apr 28 2007, 12:56 PM Post #2
Unregistered	I read the same one, just with Norway, not canada.
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Tequila	Apr 28 2007, 04:04 PM Post #3
Omfg0rz its the Quest Cape Narb! Posts: 1,912 Group: Retired Member Member #453 Joined: November 14, 2006	Same here, excpet with Switzerland, not Norway or Canada. PS, it gets over 100 degrees in the summer, thanks to global warming



Wild Man 111	Apr 29 2007, 03:44 PM Post #4
Unoffical DM winner Posts: 1,229 Group: Retired Member Member #582 Joined: April 10, 2007	lol I thought it was supposed to be getting hotter not colder!
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Mary Hill	Apr 29 2007, 04:22 PM Post #5
Unregistered	Hey what about me? Im canadian too... Pff ~Mark
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Skillz718	May 4 2007, 02:20 AM Post #6
Unregistered	Mary Hill Apr 29 2007, 01:22 PM Hey what about me? Im canadian too... Pff ~Mark But you're a loser so you don't count.
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Beaverboy40	May 4 2007, 02:54 PM Post #7
Icie Juicy for president, 2012! Posts: 4,707 Group: Legend Member #37 Joined: March 30, 2006	Darn those canadians....they are behind this whole global warming thing after all. Dont you see? Its not really getting warmer, but the Canadians want us to cool the earth down. Gardens, you have uncovered the biggest conspiracy of the century!
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Titan Zeus	May 5 2007, 08:01 AM Post #8
O-H-I-O Posts: 2,819 Group: Legend Member #64 Joined: May 4, 2006	Gold Baloney Apr 28 2007, 04:04 PM Same here, excpet with Switzerland, not Norway or Canada. PS, it gets over 100 degrees in the summer, thanks to global warming I read this once, too. Just with Ohio not Norway or Canada. It's too cold here Titan Zeus
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Lord A Fowl	May 5 2007, 09:13 AM Post #9
Unregistered	I guess the point is that the world is getting colder. Anyways, at those temperatures, where wud you get food from? With permafrost, no plants or animals would survive, and power would be too expensive to extract. At the freezing temperature of permafrost, we would die. Let's just hope that Planet C will be our rescue in the future. If the chance comes to bring people to populate that planet, I'll definately be on it. Several advantages: 1) Guarantee'd laid 2) get to explore a new planet and be famous 3) Survive a possible ice age
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