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Topic Started: Nov 1 2009, 09:33 PM (1,024 Views)
KireiHime
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Well...I thought I should reintroduce myself since I'm pretty much dead here now...
Don't feel like making excuses b/c...it's raining outside and I'm not in the mood...

Anyway, I'm Kirei/Nellie/Shanelle. I've been a member here for like...two years but I suck at keeping in touch so...yea.
Um...I'm from NC, I'm 17, and...I go to school.
I promise I'm not stoned.

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Anything Spanish/Hispanic
Anything Japanese
Muffins(blue berry and banana nut)
Bonfires

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Senior year
College Applications
Graduation Project
Dead bodies
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Bakudan
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I've been a member here for like...two years but I suck at keeping in touch so...yea.
So does everybody else. <_<

Maybe including me.
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Dead bodies

I thought you liked my basement collection. :(

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Maybe including me.

Meh, you're pretty active.
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Bakudan
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Oh yeah? I used to check here multiple times a day. Now I do only once. :P

And I rarely ever post any new topics.
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You're as active as the rest. You could be more active, but then you'd just be talking to yourself. ;)
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So the forum is pretty much dead, huh?


Gess, I send an e-mail regarding this, but then I found this topic so you can ignore it ....
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Bakudan
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It doesn't have to be dead... [wink wink]
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gessie
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Sure it does. Nothing is more arousing than screwing a partially decayed corpse.
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It doesn't have to be dead... [wink wink]


Your winks don't fool me!!! <_<
A forum held by mostly 3 people is.. pretty much gone.

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Sure it does. Nothing is more arousing than screwing a partially decayed corpse.

Didn't they cure you of that already?! :|

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Your winks don't fool me!!! <_<
A forum held by mostly 3 people is.. pretty much gone.
I still long for the day when AN was somewhat alive. :(

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Sure it does. Nothing is more arousing than screwing a partially decayed corpse.
Agreed, but the smell is a downer, in more ways than mentally. :P
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Didn't they cure you of that already?! :|

Sexual orientation cannot be "cured". It can only get stronger due to sexual frustration, which, in many cases, leads to rape. ^_^

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Agreed, but the smell is a downer, in more ways than mentally.

I disagree, it turns me on. Helps me remember that I'm fucking a corpse, which just gets me so hard.
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I still long for the day when AN was somewhat alive.

We all do in a sense... those were good days. Being away for a few days was a disaster since you missed so many discussions.

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Sexual orientation cannot be "cured". It can only get stronger due to sexual frustration, which, in many cases, leads to rape.

I still wonder how is it even possible to rape a corpse :|
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We all do in a sense... those were good days. Being away for a few days was a disaster since you missed so many discussions.
No, not those days. The days after all that when I showed up. :P

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I still wonder how is it even possible to rape a corpse :|
You can't "rape" a corpse, it's dead. But if you need a simple explanation, a guy inserts his... :P
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I still wonder how is it even possible to rape a corpse :|

It isn't, actually. But I never said it drives me to rape a corpse. Remember the pedophilia...

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a guy inserts his...

...dick into one or more of the corpse's orifices.

There, fixed.
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No, not those days. The days after all that when I showed up.

When did you show up? And what days are you missing then if not the random-gold-age ? :|

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It isn't, actually. But I never said it drives me to rape a corpse. Remember the pedophilia...

Another dilemma :| I always wondered, did you screw them and then ate them? Or the other way around?

Ps. You guys are sick...
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...dick into one or more of the corpse's orifices.

There, fixed.
Oh, why thank you. For a moment I forgot what I was talking about. :P

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When did you show up? And what days are you missing then if not the random-gold-age ? :|
After the Golden Age, and all that Jamie stuff.

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Another dilemma :| I always wondered, did you screw them and then ate them? Or the other way around?
Gessie's a cannibal too? That... turns me on. :wub:
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Oh dear Bakudan... then you missed lots!! And that was the random-golden age.. there was another one that I missed .. everybody kept talking about it... annoyed the hell outta me >_>

Well, no wonder you don't know gessie's favorite meal includes babies :D And I presume you have no idea what the curse of the SYB is either.. oh dear *remembers* all those dutch cheese jokes... *sniff* brings me to tears
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You mean there were TWO Golden Ages?? <_<

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And I presume you have no idea what the curse of the SYB is either..
Hmm... :unsure:
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Yep, though I think the first one was a little bit before we started this forum... on JoL.

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Hmm...

*giggles* Well, no need to know anymore... *sigh* not about the pink truck either :D
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That on JOL wasn't really a golden age, though it was fun.

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I always wondered, did you screw them and then ate them? Or the other way around?

You cannot ask a master the secret behind his craft.

But remember that eating, and then screwing, means having sex with a pile of shit.

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And I presume you have no idea what the curse of the SYB is either..

Skimpy Yellow Bikini, which supposedly was Jamie's favorite attire. I've even photographed him wearing it:

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And screw the pink truck, and the pink elephant crap. It never was too amusing.
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That on JOL wasn't really a golden age, though it was fun.
I just came from JOL. It's almost as bleak as AN. Nothing but noobs.

"Koniciwa! Can yo teach me Japanes?"

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But remember that eating, and then screwing, means having sex with a pile of shit.
Still a turn on for many. :blink:

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Skimpy Yellow Bikini, which supposedly was Jamie's favorite attire. I've even photographed him wearing it:
That's only a little frightening.
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I just came from JOL. It's almost as bleak as AN. Nothing but noobs.

"Koniciwa! Can yo teach me Japanes?"
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Haha, don't even start. I've actually tried to keep the level of intelligence up in that place, by stimulating some conversations... it always ended in me bashing the retards. Which, of course, was both fun and frustrating.

And the penpal section... god. You'll rarely find a more pathetic place. "looking for jappanesse penpal gurl". And when there's actually a girl looking for a penpal, the topic gets ten times as many replies. Literally.

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Still a turn on for many.

You know, you'd be a great porn director.

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That's only a little frightening.

You dare insult my great Photoshop masterpiece?!
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And the penpal section... god. You'll rarely find a more pathetic place. "looking for jappanesse penpal gurl". And when there's actually a girl looking for a penpal, the topic gets ten times as many replies. Literally.
The potential to use this information for epic fun is promising...

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You know, you'd be a great porn director.
Now you truly know me.

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You dare insult my great Photoshop masterpiece?!
Yes. I have GIMP, and DO NOT force me to open it. I will school your ass.
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The potential to use this information for epic fun is promising...

Let me know when you decide to use it. :P I'll help you out.

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Now you truly know me.

I always knew you. You see, I'm someone you know IRL...

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Yes. I have GIMP, and DO NOT force me to open it. I will school your ass.

Go ahead. I'd shop something and post it here, but alas, this is the public section, so I won't copy pics from the private section. :P Plus, I'm lazy.
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Let me know when you decide to use it. I'll help you out.
You want to be my transsexual lesbian lover?

Err, is there a such thing?

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I always knew you. You see, I'm someone you know IRL...
Mom?!? :huh:

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Go ahead. I'd shop something and post it here, but alas, this is the public section, so I won't copy pics from the private section. Plus, I'm lazy.
I'm too lazy to school you anyway. :P
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You want to be my transsexual lesbian lover?

I was thinking more along the lines of us posting together, including a home-made pic of two hot Asian girls, saying that's us and asking for a Japanese newbie penpal. Oh, and we're more interested in chatting and learning Japanese. Since the latter isn't what those retards are after.

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Mom?!?

I touch you while you sleep. I touch you while you get dressed. I touch you while you eat. I touch you while you shower.

I am bacteria.

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I'm too lazy to school you anyway.

Good, because few things annoy me more than working with an inferior teacher.
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I was thinking more along the lines of us posting together, including a home-made pic of two hot Asian girls, saying that's us and asking for a Japanese newbie penpal. Oh, and we're more interested in chatting and learning Japanese. Since the latter isn't what those retards are after.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, only with lesbians. Because, they're lesbians. :P

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I touch you while you sleep. I touch you while you get dressed. I touch you while you eat. I touch you while you shower.

I am bacteria.
Mom is twenty times more terrifying.

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Good, because few things annoy me more than working with an inferior teacher.
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Yeah, that's what I was thinking, only with lesbians. Because, they're lesbians.

That works, though I think it might work better if we're single high school girls. :P It carries more appeal to the internet hunting sexually frustrated geek, who would only get angry if the girl in question is "taken".

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Mom is twenty times more terrifying.

YO MOMMA!

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...Or a mute.
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so this is what happens when i'm gone...creeps
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hahaha i just joined this site and this is the first thing i've read... you guys are crazy! Hi i'm kenzi by the way :)
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So, introduce yourself. :P

I'm Gessie, the administrator around here. Be sure to read the "Introduction to new members" topic (Public - Random subforum), it has all the info you need on the forums.
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Wow, I do not remember writing this...
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I do not remember you posting any nudes.
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*Stutters* Should I? :wub:

You're a silly one Gessie :P
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No, you shouldn't. I'd get jealous and delete all accounts except for yours and mine.

...But you're welcome to PM them. ;)
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No, you shouldn't. I'd get jealous and delete all accounts except for yours and mine.


:o :lol: Someone's greedy.

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...But you're welcome to PM them. ;)


Nope. Sorry sir but that'd be too easy. I will post a decent photo of myself soon. An appropriate photo.
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Someone's greedy.

I prefer the term "protective of valuable goods".

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Nope. Sorry sir but that'd be too easy. I will post a decent photo of myself soon. An appropriate photo.

APPROPRIATE? *throws rotten tomato*
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Suresure. Maybe I've morphed into a fat hooker since a year ago and your enthusiasm is for nothing.
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Nah, that just wouldn't suit you, sexy thang. ;)
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Yea, you're right. *Conceited smile* B)
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Conceited girls get raped. Didn't you read the AN rules?
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:o
Probably like four years ago (wow it's been over four years!). I do not remember that part though... :huh:
That's a harsh punishment don't you think?
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Well, it's actually not rape. It's just me spoiling you like mad. So no, not really. ;)
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How?
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Well, that's a secret. Let's just say it involves massage, candlelight, incense and much more.
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You're an idiot.
I could go for a massage right about now though. My back has been aching for days. Probably because I've been sleeping on my couch for three weeks.
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I'd be happy to oblige, I'm good with my hands. You'll have to come here first though. :P

And why am I an idiot?
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Don't tempt me. I may just flee from America and show up at your doorstep.
You're an idiot because you're Gessie and you say silly things.
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If you do show up at my doorstep I'll give you the nicest damn massage you've ever had. ;)
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@_@ *Buys plane ticket*
I would gladly return the favor. ;)
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