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So this friend Hyuuga; intro
Topic Started: Nov 21 2008, 06:29 PM (904 Views)
zigatx
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so my friend who goes by the name hyuuga introduced me to this forum. just thought i'd give this a try so why don't you guys make it worth my while, yeah?
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hyuuga
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yep! that's my bud zigatx!
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Bakudan
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Hey, zigatx. Welcome. You win a vagina-scented candle.
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gessie
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Hahahah. Bakudan, what the hell? They actually sell that crap over there? :lol:

Well, welcome Zigatx. Enjoy your stay.
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elrusho
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damn, the links blocked over here. :angry:
what is it, whats the link...
and how come i didn't win one of those? :(

Zigatx, welcome, hope you have fun.
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It's a vagina scented candle. :P
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elrusho
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Well I could have guessed that much... <_<

...

wait, your not joking are you? :huh: :unsure:
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It's Photoshopped people. But check out the tagline on the bottom (it's attached for Iranians): "Our strongest scented candle."
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Haha, it was possible though. Can you honestly say the US is above such stuff? :P I can imagine geeks buying them en masse.
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elrusho
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yeah .
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Welcome. Read introductions and rules. Post a lot. Have fun.

I haven't smelled a vagina, but I'm not expecting it to have a great scent.

Can I win a real vagina?
Edited by Stinger, Nov 23 2008, 06:08 PM.
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You could just do it yourself, but only if you have the money to turn your dick inside out and having it shoved up your own crotch.
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If you want one attached to a person you have to earn it.
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No, you just have to give a random teenage Dutch girl a 0,5 L bottle of Bacardi Breezer.

Edit: Zigatix, you'll have to post a little more if you want to be promoted. If you don't feel like you have much to say I can invite you to a little interview, too (won't take too long).
Edited by gessie, Nov 25 2008, 08:21 PM.
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judging by the stuff said here, i don't think zigatix would want to be in any type of private conversation with anyone of us. :P

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You could just do it yourself, but only if you have the money to turn your dick inside out and having it shoved up your own crotch.


specially with this weird comment... :lol:
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You know that's how male to female sex change surgeries work, right? :P
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zigatx
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i try to come on and post more, but never could find the time.
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So I take it you don't want an interview? :P
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Nov 27 2008, 08:30 AM
So I take it you don't want an interview? :P
what kinds are questions are asked in this interview?
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Random questions. It's just to give an impression. From what you posted we really can't tell what you're like at all, but we understand the public subforums are a bit dull. So I usually offer to give an interview.
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alright, cool. so how does it work? do u just ask me questions and wait for the next time i get on to reply?
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Pretty much. And I think I'll use this topic for it, since there's no conversation going on anyway.

So, first a few basic questions: Where are you from, what do you do (study/work) and what are your hobbies?

Side note: If you don't want to answer for some reason, that's fine.
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from california. college student/ working at a horrible fastfood place. fishing, basketball, and volleyball are my hobbies. i'm a guy by the way. :)
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What do you study? Why? And what do you plan to do when you graduate?
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zigatx
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studying biology. don't know why. seems interesting for now.
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Please give slightly more detailed answers. This is to give us an impression, you know. :P

What are your general political views? If you're not interested in politics, is there anything you feel strongly about? Or, to put it differently, if you could change anything in the world, what would you change?
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not really a political guy. and i can't really think of anything i feel strongly about. i guess u can say, i'm just a lazy guy trying to find my place in life. i bet this answer wasn't as detailed as you would've liked huh? :ph43r:
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No, not at all. Should we even continue this? I can tell you you're definitely not getting promoted like this.
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finals are upon us so zigatx might not be able to post much. I've got one today.
I haven't posted much either but I'll try to come on more often once finals are over.
Edited by hyuuga, Dec 8 2008, 06:40 PM.
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Dec 6 2008, 09:16 AM
I can tell you you're definitely not getting promoted like this.
I agree.
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:blink: *very late into conversation* huh? what? a vagina-scented candle? I WANT ONE TOO!!! :angry:
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Make one yourself.
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I smelled a vagina scented candle once. o_0 I doubt vaginas actually smell that nice.

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Make one yourself.
*shudders*
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Mar 11 2009, 11:11 PM
I smelled a vagina scented candle once. o_0 I doubt vaginas actually smell that nice.

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Make one yourself.
*shudders*
*pokes Fuyu* how do you make a vagina candle? *innocent face*
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The same way you make a penis candle. Ask Stinger for that.
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Stinger's penis candle is a one-use thing. It's more like a firecrack which is to be inserted in random orifices.
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*pokes Fuyu* how do you make a vagina candle? *innocent face*

How the fuck would I know? :huh:
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I'm guessing it's a chemical process in a machine, not a sexual one. But apparently Sango didn't realise that when she started her endeavor.
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You have to boil a vagina, then make it cold, then use it as cnadle's substance.
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Preferably not your own.
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That wouldn't make a very good cunt candle, Stinger. It'd rot and it wouldn't melt.
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But it gives a lot of scent.
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Not enough to stink up a room. The smell fades too quickly.
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Ugh, I can't take this anymore. If you want a vagina scented candle, too fucking bad. You can grab a raw potato, cut it in half, and take a whiff.
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Mar 20 2009, 09:24 PM
Ugh, I can't take this anymore. If you want a vagina scented candle, too fucking bad. You can grab a raw potato, cut it in half, and take a whiff.
:unsure: but...i LIKE potatoes...
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Then don't let that stop you from eating them.
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Yeah. I like babies, but I eat them anyway.

...Ok, I hate them. Still, they're tasty.
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Eat your damn kittens. The babies are mine.
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Not if I eat them first! *runs off to nearest hospital*
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