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ChuckNorrismon; heh i was bored..
Topic Started: Sep 8 2008, 11:55 AM (207 Views)
Duo	Sep 8 2008, 11:55 AM Post #1
Guardian of Light Posts: 1,139 Group: Retired Staff Member #163 Joined: July 10, 2007	[dohtml]<center><font color="Silver"><h1>CHUCKNORRISMON</h1></font></center>[/dohtml] Main form: ChuckNorrismon Digivolution Track: Roundhousemon >> ChuckNorrismon >> (MC) ChuckNorrismon I'm a Kick your ass Mode Defining marks: tight jeans Gender:Male Personality: Contrary to popular belief, ChuckNorrismon, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a opponent begins experiencing the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Opinions: Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a ChuckNorrismon roundhouse kick. Opinion of Battle: The grass is always greener on the other side, unless ChuckNorrismon has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears Opinion of humans: ChuckNorrismon has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way. Opinion of Self: Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris" Abilities: ChuckNorrismon has two speeds. Walk, and Kill, Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. ChuckNorrismon has 72... and they're all poisonous. ChuckNorrismon can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. ChuckNorrismon doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of ChuckNorrismon's warm-up exercises. ChuckNorrismon can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" Speed: 999999999999/10 Defense: 999999999999/10 Power: 999999999999/10 Wit: 999999999999/10 Healing: 999999999999/10 History: Time waits or no mon, unless it's ChuckNorrismon.. If you had a crest...: Fear + Pain Best Qualities: Fear + Pain Worst Qualities: None Dimension: Chuck Norrisville EV: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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Omni-X	Sep 8 2008, 03:47 PM Post #2
Forsaken Oaths Posts: 2,598 Group: Retired Staff Member #3 Joined: March 12, 2006	You're kidding...right? As awesome as Chuck Norris is, he is too powerful to allow a Digimon to be created in his image.
	私はオムニです。初めまして。我叫Omni。怎么样？你是我的朋友吗？你会说中文吗？ Dragons: Spoiler: click to toggle The Way Omni Wishes he looked.


Brightshadow 5	Sep 8 2008, 03:53 PM Post #3
The Bloody Whirlwind Posts: 542 Group: Accepted Members Member #212 Joined: November 29, 2007	...okay, I'm sorry, but... No freaking crap it's a joke man. Why else he use Chuck Norris Jokes to describe the attacks? XD
	Charo: 41 Sen: 10/6 Kyra: 0/0 Bits: 5760 Items: Kuroshikon Blade, Marusame Blade (DATA charge: %21), Hazard Gauntlets, x2 Anaconda, Hazard Gauntlents


Gogglehead	Sep 8 2008, 06:15 PM Post #4
Head Splitter Posts: 234 Group: Accepted Members Member #2,322 Joined: August 24, 2008	I chuckled at this. xD
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DestinedOne	Sep 8 2008, 08:57 PM Post #5
The Paladin of Light Posts: 1,287 Group: Admin Member #178 Joined: August 28, 2007	LOL I can't believe you actually went through with this.
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Piedwomon	Sep 9 2008, 07:40 AM Post #6
�ǝɔıu ʇou ɯɐ ı Posts: 1,586 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: March 11, 2006	Lol.
	Anyway, feel free to contact me, I love to talk with members and find out their opinions! Yay, friendly! Mental Breakdowns: 56 and counting! Alice's and Plot Character's Profiles #%17318%#


The Storm Of Friendship	Sep 9 2008, 09:06 PM Post #7
Hell Jumper Posts: 352 Group: Accepted Members Member #1,913 Joined: August 5, 2008	OMG Can I have him as my partner?
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Omni-X	Sep 9 2008, 09:57 PM Post #8
Forsaken Oaths Posts: 2,598 Group: Retired Staff Member #3 Joined: March 12, 2006	No.
	私はオムニです。初めまして。我叫Omni。怎么样？你是我的朋友吗？你会说中文吗？ Dragons: Spoiler: click to toggle The Way Omni Wishes he looked.


Gem	Sep 10 2008, 03:39 PM Post #9
"One day..I will have earned these wings..." Posts: 12,325 Group: Retired Staff Member #32 Joined: September 14, 2006	XD wow...
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Brightshadow 5	Sep 10 2008, 05:06 PM Post #10
The Bloody Whirlwind Posts: 542 Group: Accepted Members Member #212 Joined: November 29, 2007	The Storm Of Friendship Sep 9 2008, 09:06 PM OMG Can I have him as my partner? That would be BEYOND epic, man. Having Chuck Norris as your partner... hell, I say you should get 'em just cuz it'd be awesome!!! (Not serious, obviously ><)
	Charo: 41 Sen: 10/6 Kyra: 0/0 Bits: 5760 Items: Kuroshikon Blade, Marusame Blade (DATA charge: %21), Hazard Gauntlets, x2 Anaconda, Hazard Gauntlents


Afox24	Jan 31 2009, 03:00 PM Post #11
Child/Rookie Posts: 55 Group: Accepted Members Member #3,728 Joined: January 24, 2009	Man, thats funny! haha



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